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Bigholty
Grantham,
United Kingdom
Posts: 73
Premier Member
Speed Triple 955i (99-01)
07 May 2008 23:04 |
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on
the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man about 9" high and
sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small
piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again
and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The
little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by
Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a
magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here, rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a
beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish... just
one wish... each person is only allowed one wish!"
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a
million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by
another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks
and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your Genie's a
little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"No shit" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?"
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Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 24,029
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (04->)
08 May 2008 18:23 |
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Bluesman
The North of Wales,
United Kingdom
Posts: 8,865
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
09 May 2008 16:44 |
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