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Geordie Dave
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,336
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
15 May 2008 09:17 |
..Bog roll
Arse in the sink time
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 Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 18,353
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 09:22 |
If you have carpet just drag you arse along the floor like a dog.
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Geordie Dave
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,336
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
15 May 2008 09:24 |
If i was in wor lass's house maybe - aye -
but not on my own doorstep.
The very thought
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ST
Surrey/Berks/Hants,
United Kingdom
Posts: 13,524
Speed Triple 955i (02-04)
15 May 2008 09:25 |
Wot, no bidet ? I say - thats not cricket old chap 
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 18,353
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 09:27 |
Bidets.......great for washing the sand out of your feet when on holiday.
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Geordie Dave
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,336
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
15 May 2008 09:28 |
great for pukin into - easier to reach when lyin on the floor
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ST
Surrey/Berks/Hants,
United Kingdom
Posts: 13,524
Speed Triple 955i (02-04)
15 May 2008 09:29 |
palestines ....
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 18,353
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 09:32 |
Makeshift goldfish bowl
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triple queen aka tq
OXFORDSHIRE,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,002
Premier Member
Speed Triple (05->)
15 May 2008 09:40 |
Went to a party once, somebody wiped their bum on the shower curtain 
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Geordie Dave
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,336
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
15 May 2008 09:43 |
Not very absorbent of them?
More like Squeegeed their arse with one perhaps?
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 18,353
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 09:45 |
Mr Punch?
The most disgusting thing I have ever seen is a follows and goes back about 15 years:
Whilst having a hackers round of golf, the tossers behind us kept playing their shots which came whizzing past our heads. We asked the idiots concerned if they would like to play through and they didn't . This happened a few times and words were spoken.
However, it happened again and rather than get physical one of the guys ran ahead (around a dog leg in the fairway) and shit in the hole. .......5 minutes later you could hear the shouts/screams from Mr Nob end as he sunk his putt and retrieved his ball.....funny as f**k
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triple queen aka tq
OXFORDSHIRE,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,002
Premier Member
Speed Triple (05->)
15 May 2008 09:45 |
slipped up the back i bet
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Geordie Dave
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,336
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
15 May 2008 09:51 |
Good bowel control
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triple queen aka tq
OXFORDSHIRE,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,002
Premier Member
Speed Triple (05->)
15 May 2008 09:58 |
RM, THATS HORRID
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~Bluelabel~
The Shades, Ongar,
United Kingdom
Posts: 34,028
Premier Member
Thunderbird Sport (98-00)
15 May 2008 10:16 |
bet the ball washer on the next tee got some severe use....!
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 18,353
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 10:39 |
Funny as f**k at the time (mid twenties) and served the dickhead right......is horrible though
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Ducatiman
Bedfordshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,025
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
15 May 2008 12:45 |
did he sink the turd first time! or was it a bogey !!!!
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 18,353
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 12:48 |
Hole in one.
He reckoned that it curled around like a Mr Whippy
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Ducatiman
Bedfordshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,025
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
15 May 2008 13:05 |
did it have crushed nuts & a flake !!!
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,176
Premier Member
Tiger 1050 (07->)
15 May 2008 15:57 |
monkey
some of the more upmarket clubs have hand towels next to the ball washers on each tee. i know someone that wiped his arse on one of those towels
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ST
Surrey/Berks/Hants,
United Kingdom
Posts: 13,524
Speed Triple 955i (02-04)
15 May 2008 15:59 |
nice class of person you get playing golf .....
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,176
Premier Member
Tiger 1050 (07->)
15 May 2008 16:14 |
he wasn't playing 
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ST
Surrey/Berks/Hants,
United Kingdom
Posts: 13,524
Speed Triple 955i (02-04)
15 May 2008 16:44 |
oh, a 'someone'
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 37,892
Premier Member
Tiger 1050 (07->)
15 May 2008 18:49 |
Who rides a black Tiger.............................
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,176
Premier Member
Tiger 1050 (07->)
15 May 2008 19:02 |
not me, you twonk
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BM
Christchurch,
New Zealand
Posts: 3,186
Enthusiast
15 May 2008 21:57 |
When I was a postman, from time to time people would put shit in a mailbox and we'd have to clean it out.
We got paid time and a turd...
Badum - tish....
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 18,353
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 22:11 |
.......................groan
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