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~Bluelabel~
The Shades, Ongar,
United Kingdom
Posts: 31,217
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Thunderbird Sport (98-00)
08 May 2008 12:31 |
A Primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: 'Mary, why
didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: 'Well, if you're not a Liverpool
fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a
Hammers fan?'
'Because my mum and dad are from the East End, and my mum is a West Ham fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for
you to be a West Ham fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'
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nick(silverback)
high wycombe,
United Kingdom
Posts: 988
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
08 May 2008 12:42 |
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Berlin84
Dresden, Sachsen,
Germany
Posts: 12,407
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Sprint RS (02-05)
08 May 2008 12:57 |
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Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 22,142
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Daytona 955i (04->)
08 May 2008 18:23 |
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