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j p
ma,,
USA
Posts: 2,186
Daytona 955i (02)
15 May 2008 18:29 |
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Fucken twats have no respect for other peoples property,I look out the window and see mother holding her smelly little kid up on my parked bike.,the little fucker is opening and closing the throttle. WTF,I I confront the bitch and she tells me to relax..relax my ass ,I lay into her with a slew of F bombs and so on and next thing I know she is on the cell phone and a cop shows up and is in my face telling me he can site me for road rage and I can be arrested and blahblah blah , what about my fucken rights!!!!!! Next thing you know this cunt is going to sue me when my bike falls over on her kid .......next time I am just going to stand at the window and put the red dot on her kids forhead ....blam bye bye little, no I wouldnt do that..my aim sux and I might it my bike.
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Chris Line
Cowes,Isle of Wight.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 8,274
Premier Member
Speed Triple 955i (99-01)
15 May 2008 18:35 |
I once noticed a teenage girl sat on my bike (Enfield) in the road outside my house, trying to move it despite having a bloody great lock through the steering!
I asked her if it was hers????
"No" she said - so get your Fucking ass off my bike!!
She said she was moving it to allow her BF to park his car (in a gap that was too small!)
I then told her I would report her for "Interfering with a Motor Vehicle!" - and she could argue it with the Police!!
She fucked off........quick!
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Riggsy
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 15,700
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (02)
15 May 2008 20:20 |
2 weeks ago I got a phone call at work telling me the bike alarm had gone off.
Turns out some cunt had decided to sit on it and set it off.
They won't tell me who it was as they know what I'd do to the fucking wanker. I've had to leave it to them but I know they won't do anything, they are spineless tossers
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Ash (BlackBlade)
Skating Away...,
New Caledonia
Posts: 11,218
Premier Member
Speed Triple (05->)
15 May 2008 21:41 |
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Some foreign johnny thought it would be a hoot to have his pic taken astride my bike [the bandit 1200] as it was parked in a bike bay in London - apparently the fukcing thing fell on him (God I hope it really hurt...it's certainly heavy enuf!) - although it also hit another bike next to it in the process.
I only found out as I got back to it in the evening and it was a bit scuffed up on the RHS engine bar (JUST replaced after an off) and the right mirror was smashed to fuck (again just replaced...) - fortunately a bloke in the office came out and told me what had happened - he chased the family off earlier in the day apparently
Some people have no fucking idea....
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j p
ma,,
USA
Posts: 2,186
Daytona 955i (02)
16 May 2008 17:19 |
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triple queen aka tq
OXFORDSHIRE,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,920
Premier Member
Speed Triple (05->)
16 May 2008 17:20 |
Christ some people, what wankers
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,867
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
16 May 2008 19:14 |
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posted before...but its a fond mammory
when i were a lad i worked at harborne baths as a swimming instructor i had a Z550 ltd(i know, i was young) when a very posh yummy mummy carrying a small child sat said child on my bike who was delighted.......to punish said MILF for this act i shagged her almost constantly for the rest of that summer......
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Riggsy
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 15,700
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (02)
16 May 2008 19:19 |
When I first met (the then to be) Mrs riggsy, She had a Z440ltd (Yes, with the infamous belt drive)
I forgave her though
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Frank Jones
NY,
USA
Posts: 2,292
Premier Member
Sprint RS (02-05)
16 May 2008 23:33 |
I only used to let
young harlots
and older MILF's sit on my Bikes...........
!!!!
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Bluesman
The North of Wales,
United Kingdom
Posts: 8,661
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
16 May 2008 23:34 |
at least you have standards Frank  
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 BM
Isle of Man,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,821
Premier Member
Enthusiast
16 May 2008 23:58 |
I get so fucked off when people go that extra step and aren't satisfied with just looking at the bike - they have to f'kin' touch it.
Bloke on here told a tale about some bitch outside a pub who put her drink on his bike so she could answer her mobile phone! I'd have gone through the f'kin roof!!!
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Frank Jones
NY,
USA
Posts: 2,292
Premier Member
Sprint RS (02-05)
17 May 2008 00:01 |
Exactly.....
They might be REALLY FOOKIN LOW standards, but they are all mine!!!!!!
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Bluesman
The North of Wales,
United Kingdom
Posts: 8,661
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 00:02 |
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BM
Isle of Man,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,821
Premier Member
Enthusiast
17 May 2008 00:04 |
Stopped a chav from letting her toddler get too near the bike last week. I said the pipes were hot and her gobshite boyfriend just said, 'Well, she won't do it again then'.
Where would you stand if some kid took the skin off their hands by grabbing a red hot downpipe?
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Geordie OilSlick
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,257
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 00:15 |
shirley you'd roll about laffin?
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Bluesman
The North of Wales,
United Kingdom
Posts: 8,661
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 00:17 |
They shouldn't touch other peoples property! ....... quite simple, I don't so why the hell should they
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Geordie OilSlick
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,257
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 00:22 |
you should be allowed to treat your property as an extension of your person.
Self defence rules
Nobody's got any respect - bour time they learned some i say
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Bluesman
The North of Wales,
United Kingdom
Posts: 8,661
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 00:23 |
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Geordie OilSlick
Yorth Nork Shire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,257
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 00:24 |
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1050trip
south west,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,062
Premier Member
Speed Triple (05->)
17 May 2008 10:59 |
last summer my bike was parked outside a bike shop when this fat fuck family of chavs turned up, one of the customers in the shop commented "here comes trouble", I commented as the bloke was eyeing up my bike "he'll have trouble if he sits on that!"
Well suprise suprise this great big fat cunt fuck wanker places a hand on the throttle, begins to raise a hefty leg and,,,,
,,,, we'll his fuckwit wife see's me heading for the door and shouts at him, I don't know who was more red in the face, him with embarrassment or me with sheer blind rage. I never needed to say much because they fucked off faster than they arrived. if he had sat on it I can safely say that I would have battered the fucker.
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Bigholty
lincolnshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 52
Speed Triple 955i (99-01)
17 May 2008 11:13 |
Thats because the mentality of these still see bikes as toys an annoyance on the roads if they knew the passion we have for our bikes they would possibly respect them i dont think so though but just a thought anyway my old bike was a lamretta and i was young and stupid always had fights with scrotes who thought they just touch it so i touched them strange they didnt like that just a thought LOL
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595daytona
Birmingham,
United Kingdom
Posts: 574
Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 11:22 |
One way to make people wish they hadn't messed with yer throttle is to bluetack a drawing pin to the underside of it, dipped in dogshit.
They prick their finger, immediately stick it in their mouth and ... I'll leave somebody medically qualified to run down the list of very nasty conditions they can get from dogshit in their blood system.
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,039
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
17 May 2008 11:24 |
dayt
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1050trip
south west,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,062
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Speed Triple (05->)
17 May 2008 11:27 |
thats as funny as RM's mate shiting down the golf hole
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Bigholty
lincolnshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 52
Speed Triple 955i (99-01)
17 May 2008 11:31 |
or setting fire to a small bag of sh't and leaving on the door step late at night of the local yobbo's house , and watch him come out stamping on the bag bare foot cos hes hard he is
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1050trip
south west,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,062
Premier Member
Speed Triple (05->)
17 May 2008 11:37 |
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Frank Jones
NY,
USA
Posts: 2,292
Premier Member
Sprint RS (02-05)
17 May 2008 21:26 |
When I lived in salubrious Middleton, Manchester....and was a , ahem, nod ,nod, wink, wink Motorcycle Courier, the kids were always messing with my fixed, or throw over panniers............
So my old dad said buy a couple of mouse traps and leave 'em in there.......
and you know what, the old bugger was right as rain.....................!!!!
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My name is earl
llandrindod wells,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,559
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
17 May 2008 22:02 |
some numpty knocked my bike over when it was parked up in brecon car park. i was at the dentist at the time came back found bike on floor along with all the bike oil. got the bike back on its stand and the casing was fucked.
i was mainly pissed off because it meant i couldnt go for a ride after. luckily the casing was the only damage the rest tcut out thank fuck.
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