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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:00 |
After soaping her down I couldn't resist cracking one off over her; despite being an absolute bitch earlier on.
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Don't Call Me Cliff
Gelderland,
Netherlands
Posts: 2,812
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Speed Triple 955i (99-01)
11 May 2008 21:04 |
tosser
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 6,921
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:04 |
poof's car 
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 36,939
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:05 |
Gay homosexual with a small dick's car
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Flash The Jock
Sunny Glasgow.......,
United Kingdom
Posts: 19,659
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Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:06 |
wanker ......even.......................
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:06 |
And it's made out of plastic.
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 36,939
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:07 |
So it's not even a real car, it's a model.
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 6,921
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:07 |
at least it's not fucking yellow
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:08 |
Porshe Irish Blue I'll have you know.
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Flash The Jock
Sunny Glasgow.......,
United Kingdom
Posts: 19,659
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Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:08 |
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Riggsy
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 15,514
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Daytona 955i (02)
11 May 2008 21:08 |
Ethel: You Wish......
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 36,939
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:09 |
I painted the shed today, we don't have a porch
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 6,921
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:09 |
i was gonna say only a poof would be seen in that car, but then thought better of it 
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Flash The Jock
Sunny Glasgow.......,
United Kingdom
Posts: 19,659
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Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:10 |
It had better be the 5lt version..................
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Andrew Lodge
West Yorks,
United Kingdom
Posts: 147
Sprint ST (05->)
11 May 2008 21:10 |
Always quite liked them until I found out TVR is a shortened form of Trevor.
Nobody cool can drive a car called Trevor
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 36,939
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:10 |
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:11 |
Riggs
They use to call me Donkey Dong at school.
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Flash The Jock
Sunny Glasgow.......,
United Kingdom
Posts: 19,659
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Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:11 |
Andrew..................
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:13 |
Prols 
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Riggsy
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 15,514
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Daytona 955i (02)
11 May 2008 21:14 |
Ethel:
They use to call me Donkey Dong at school |
Lucky you
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 6,921
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:16 |
Nobody cool can drive a car called Trevor
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:20 |
I'm off to view Viking's albums then take a soapy shower...
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 36,939
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:20 |
Poof.
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 6,921
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:21 |
don't forget to kiss trevor goodnight
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:21 |
Tart
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 36,939
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:22 |
He'll probably shag the exhaust first.
After packing it with much wadding
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Fret.
South.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 36,939
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:23 |
Or just the keyhole
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
11 May 2008 21:25 |
Night girls
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex,
United Kingdom
Posts: 6,921
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Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:28 |
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BM
Isle of Man,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,537
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Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:43 |
Nicer than my Kia Reo...
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Flash The Jock
Sunny Glasgow.......,
United Kingdom
Posts: 19,659
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Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:44 |
Thats not difficult.....................
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BM
Isle of Man,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,537
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Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:54 |
I know... Didn't buy the fuckin' thing. It's a cheap lease. Piece of shit. Worst fuckin' car I've ever driven. Drove it into our fence just to make it do something exciting....
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Flash The Jock
Sunny Glasgow.......,
United Kingdom
Posts: 19,659
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11 May 2008 21:56 |
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Pump 19
Chessington,
United Kingdom
Posts: 4,438
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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)
11 May 2008 22:59 |
I was in a repair shop near me recently getting a new back bumper sprayed after some old biddy drove into it in a car park.
There was what looked like a home made cart up on a hydrolic lift.
It was basicly an RSJ with a couple of cross members and brackets welded on and a couple of wishbones bolted onto the brackets for the suspension on each wheel.
The engine was mounted on some equally dodgy looking brackets on the RSJ.
I said something to the effect of "The home made cart looks like fun", and the manager pointed to the complete monocoque body of a TVR Tuscan on carpet tiles on the floor on the other side of the workshop and said "Its the world most expensive RSJ on wheels".
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 May 2008 09:18 |
[edited]:
Yep
All TVRs are space frame chassis. That's both their strength [ high rigidity and low weight] and their weakness[ prone to rusting and rather fragile if struck - especially by something like an HGV ]
The light vehicular weight coupled with relatively high powered and high torque lumps beneath the bonnet is what makes 'em so much fun, and has been the ethos of Trevors since 1948.
But perhaps more than that is that they were and are different and British to boot in a sea of bland motoring indifference. They also bucked the trend in the face of the health and safety stasi and over the top technical add ons like ABS and the like. Furthermore a typical working bloke can afford one which typically has the power to outrun many Ferrari's and Porches for a fraction of their price.
It was all fucked up of course by our Russian friend smolenski in 2006, when he sold the name TVR to an American concern 
Eth
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Velocipedster
Surrey/Berks/Hants,
United Kingdom
Posts: 12,986
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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)
12 May 2008 09:58 |
[edited]:
how come they could never get the doors to fit ??
//www.gspovey.demon.co.uk/g.....dels/grchce.htm
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 May 2008 20:52 |
The cut away doors are iconic. A beautiful British design.
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Red Monkey, aka Le Singe Rouge
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 15,280
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (99-01)
12 May 2008 20:59 |
depth charge Ethel:
Porshe Irish Blue |
Surprised it's not red then
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,817
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 May 2008 21:04 |
Red
That was 1 min short of 24 hrs. You're slipping m8e
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Red Monkey, aka Le Singe Rouge
Swinging in a tyre,
United Kingdom
Posts: 15,280
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Daytona 955i (99-01)
12 May 2008 21:08 |
Did I miss something? I'm late to the party on this one
I just scanned the thread and saw the usual "dick", "wanker", "homosexual","tosser", "poof","shag" and thought......"ahh, there goes another typical t595 thread"
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