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James
Donington, Lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 31
Daytona 955i (02)
28 Apr 2008 21:39 |
Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now." The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell.
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StevesTBS
Leeds,
United Kingdom
Posts: 1,185
Premier Member
Thunderbird Sport (03-04)
28 Apr 2008 21:44 |
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hiskey
ballymoney,
United Kingdom
Posts: 85
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
28 Apr 2008 22:08 |
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Berlin84
Dresden, Sachsen,
Germany
Posts: 12,398
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Sprint RS (02-05)
29 Apr 2008 11:03 |
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nigeywigey
suffolk,
United Kingdom
Posts: 223
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Apr 2008 14:22 |
haaa.excellent james!!!!!
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jimmyj
South Wales,
United Kingdom
Posts: 3,829
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Daytona 955i (04->)
08 May 2008 17:14 |
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Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 22,141
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Daytona 955i (04->)
08 May 2008 18:21 |
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