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Clinchy
Coventry,
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Speed Triple T509 (97-98)


23 Apr 2008 19:06 
A middle aged business man is arranging a contract to have his nagging wife murdered. During his meeting with the hitman he emphasises the importance of a clean kill..... "Don't worry" says the hitman, "I'll shoot her just beneath the left nipple"...... The husband replies, "Than's no fucking good..... I want her dead not kneecapped
Blizzard
Coventry,
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Daytona 955i (04->)


23 Apr 2008 19:15 
Berlin84
Dresden, Sachsen,
Germany

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Sprint RS (02-05)


25 Apr 2008 21:44 
Bluesman
Up a bit on the left,
United Kingdom

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Daytona T595 (97-98)


26 Apr 2008 22:29 
Bluesman
Up a bit on the left,
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26 Apr 2008 22:29 
Bluesman
Up a bit on the left,
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Daytona T595 (97-98)


26 Apr 2008 22:29 
jimmyj
South Wales,
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08 May 2008 17:21 
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