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Spud8tor
Cheltenham,
United Kingdom
Posts: 264
Daytona T595 (97-98)
03 May 2008 22:04 |
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at
> him.
>
> She says, "Hello." He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he
> knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?
>
> To which she replies, "I think
> you're the father of one of my kids."
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to
> his wife and says, "My God, are you
> the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
table
> with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with
wet
> celery?" She looks in to his eyes and says calmly, "No. I'm your
son's
> teacher."
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Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 22,141
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (04->)
03 May 2008 22:44 |
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 Berlin84
Dresden, Sachsen,
Germany
Posts: 12,391
Premier Member
Sprint RS (02-05)
08 May 2008 15:14 |
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jimmyj
South Wales,
United Kingdom
Posts: 3,829
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (04->)
08 May 2008 17:15 |
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