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Flashster
***ECOSSE***, United Kingdom
Posts: 19,904
Premier Member Enthusiast
11 May 2008 20:35 |
I have to keep nipping out to the garden for one...............No ciggies allowed in this house....................... 
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Fret.
South., United Kingdom
Posts: 37,104
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:38 |
Depends how fast one types. Or rages at another Governmet tax
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«•Kîng Kêy•»
Essex/London, United Kingdom
Posts: 11,226
Premier Member Daytona 955i (99-01)
11 May 2008 20:39 |
Never smoked.
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex, United Kingdom
Posts: 7,039
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:42 |
fookin ashtray's full
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Riggsy
Coventry, United Kingdom
Posts: 15,700
Premier Member Daytona 955i (02)
11 May 2008 20:42 |
Smoking right now. Just baccy though
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Flashster
***ECOSSE***, United Kingdom
Posts: 19,904
Premier Member Enthusiast
11 May 2008 20:43 |
Does the screen not get a bit cloudy??...............
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Fret.
South., United Kingdom
Posts: 37,104
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:45 |
Not never ever smoked here not neither. Fucking Governments get enough out of me.
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Flashster
***ECOSSE***, United Kingdom
Posts: 19,904
Premier Member Enthusiast
11 May 2008 20:47 |
I thought you liked the odd "fag" Fret?.......................
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Fret.
South., United Kingdom
Posts: 37,104
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:48 |
I don't like odd ones.
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex, United Kingdom
Posts: 7,039
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:49 |
strewth! there's 17 butts in the ashtray & that's only since lunchtime
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Flashster
***ECOSSE***, United Kingdom
Posts: 19,904
Premier Member Enthusiast
11 May 2008 20:50 |
Quiet day then....................."buts in the ashtray" may interest Fret....................... 
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex, United Kingdom
Posts: 7,039
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:51 |
hampshire homo humper: Not never ever smoked here not neither. | only because those sailors use lube
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Flashster
***ECOSSE***, United Kingdom
Posts: 19,904
Premier Member Enthusiast
11 May 2008 20:53 |
Fully synthetic I hope............................
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Fret.
South., United Kingdom
Posts: 37,104
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:53 |
NAto stock number 99-059710357
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Flashster
***ECOSSE***, United Kingdom
Posts: 19,904
Premier Member Enthusiast
11 May 2008 20:54 |
Does that protect your big ends then??
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex, United Kingdom
Posts: 7,039
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:55 |

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Fret.
South., United Kingdom
Posts: 37,104
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 20:59 |
Very handy for preventing too much friction betwen tight fitting surfaces
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Flashster
***ECOSSE***, United Kingdom
Posts: 19,904
Premier Member Enthusiast
11 May 2008 21:01 |
Of course..............
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maximus vegetatorus
sussex, United Kingdom
Posts: 7,039
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:06 |
tight fitting???????? if you took the biggest ship in the navy & docked it up your arse, it wouldn't be tight fitting. 18 butts in ashtray now
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Fret.
South., United Kingdom
Posts: 37,104
Premier Member Tiger 1050 (07->)
11 May 2008 21:10 |
WHy are there lots of people sitting in your ashtray?
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre, United Kingdom
Posts: 15,831
Premier Member Daytona 955i (99-01)
11 May 2008 23:36 |
Quote: if you took the biggest ship in the navy & docked it up your arse, it wouldn't be tight fitting | Is this the sound of Fret farting then? http://www.audiosparx.com.....sound_iid.63029
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Viking
Valhalla, Iceland
Posts: 2,846
Premier Member Sprint RS (02-05)
11 May 2008 23:55 |

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Pa
GREAT BRITAIN !, United Kingdom
Posts: 7,007
Premier Member Sprint ST (02-04)
12 May 2008 00:10 |
Who smokes at their PC?? Nope not me, but sometimes during Sex    
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Lord Blackadder
Sitges/Bilbao, Spain
Posts: 1,362
Premier Member Thruxton 900 (04->)
12 May 2008 00:17 |
I swear at my bloody computer
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre, United Kingdom
Posts: 15,831
Premier Member Daytona 955i (99-01)
12 May 2008 08:58 |
My computer swears at me
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster...., United Kingdom
Posts: 8,512
Premier Member Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 May 2008 10:04 |
Computer?...
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre, United Kingdom
Posts: 15,831
Premier Member Daytona 955i (99-01)
12 May 2008 10:57 |
They've moved on a bit Mr P.... http://www.ssa.gov/history/pics/1950sComputer.jpg
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster...., United Kingdom
Posts: 8,512
Premier Member Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 May 2008 11:02 |
That one in the photo is nearly as big as mine tho` mine`s got more levers on it and a prominent `Wurlitzer` name plate...
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Red Monkey
Swinging in a tyre, United Kingdom
Posts: 15,831
Premier Member Daytona 955i (99-01)
12 May 2008 11:40 |
Wurlitzer?
one of those things that spins you around at the fun fair?
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster...., United Kingdom
Posts: 8,512
Premier Member Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 May 2008 11:54 |
Yep RM, you can keep all your `nobendy` PC geek attachments like Firefox (Russian crap), Buntawanga, Mozzarella and all that garbage. Mine spins you round like a funfair `Waltzer`....
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster...., United Kingdom
Posts: 8,512
Premier Member Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 May 2008 11:56 |
...Err, Hello. Is that you mother...it`s getting awfully dark in here...
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Chris Line
Cowes,Isle of Wight., United Kingdom
Posts: 8,274
Premier Member Speed Triple 955i (99-01)
12 May 2008 16:01 |
Yep - always!! MY Computer - MY House - I'll do what I fucking want! Any "Non- Smokers" in my house can always go outside!!!  
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Andy Bastard
Droitwich, United Kingdom
Posts: 21,179
Premier Member Speed Triple (05->)
12 May 2008 16:47 |
Max Veg: if you took the biggest ship in the navy & docked it up your arse, it wouldn't be tight fitting. | ROTFPMSL!  
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